): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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