Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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