I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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