Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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