She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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