dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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