Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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