sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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