Grow some girl-balls and come out already
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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