Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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