hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hippo gnu deer
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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