turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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