I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
