I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
that's an acceptable place to lick
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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