Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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