After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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