i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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