Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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