Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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