At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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