If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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