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did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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