She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Sorry about my life...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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