dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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