i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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