so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
please don't ironically join a cult
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