I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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