dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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