I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
His hands were made for my vagina.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I wear drunk well.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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