If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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