You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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