I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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