I need help removing her.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
