well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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