John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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