Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
