i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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