Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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