"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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