I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I had to cum in my sink.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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