I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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