your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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