yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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