if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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