i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's no shave November. This is our time.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.