i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?