I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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