I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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