My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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