he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you traded sex for a burrito?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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