You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
