Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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