It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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