Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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