1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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