we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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